Lessons from Twilight:
Edward: I will stalk you, manipulate you, physically abuse you, treat you like an incompetent child, and contemplate killing you regularly
Bela:That's okay, I will just internalize your abuse as my fault. After all you're a man so you must be right
Lessons from Buffy:
Angel: Hey Buff, you need me to bust in and save you at the last minute
Buffy: No, thanks. Let me just slice this misogynistic bastard in half, starting with his balls first. Then we can snuggle
I have a story for you all
be with family last weekend, little 5 year old cousin playing with MLP toys in the living room announces we are all invited to the wedding
aunt asks who's getting married
fluttershy and appljack
aunt says "They can't get married"
cousin is distraught "why not?"
aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
cousin is angry: "who says?"
aunt: "God says"
cousin: "then I'm going to worship Satan"
Fucking awesome, lemme tell you